Tutorial 8 Practice with suggested aswers

Hi all,

here's the practice for Tutorial 8 that Mr Poh sent us.

You can download the PDF file here:

http://rcpt.yousendit.com/619349089/aa1bb298cdac6132e76ccdfa2613fb58

Cheers
Alvin

Hi everyone,

here's another image from Engrish.com.

The text reads:

Attention
Honorific Guest:
Thank you to come our Linnan Inn, and invite you to cherish to take good care of the inn's hygiene facilities, such as the towel ined by you damaged. Foul stuff, will from your personal and responsible for indemniflcation moreover invite your right. Defend that mattress that fall down, if the immodesty fall down the guest complacent. Please treasure resources, water and power conservation.
Thank you for your visite again.
Linnan Inn

"Sure, i'd "visite" again to defend the mattress." :P

What do you think?

Coffee anyone?

http://www.engrish.com/

I found this website a long time ago when I was still in polytechnic. Engrish.com has since amassed lots of embarrassing english mistakes made by anyone and everyone. Visit their website and have a good laugh at other people's expense. :P

In this picture, the problem sentence reads "Coffee and other coloured drinks are unadmitted."

Sounds wrong, what do you think?